“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be
A truly beautiful piece of American history is that the guy who is most responsible for the M1 Carbine, and who is arguably the godfather of modern autoloading rifles due to inventing the short-stroke gas piston, began designing firearms while he was in prison for murdering a cop that rolled up on his moonshining operation in 1921
He got his sentence commuted with the endorsement of the sheriff who arrested him and the widow of the cop he smoked because his guns were cool enough they thought he may "help the country." In 1927. There wasn't even a war.
the wife of the cop he shot. agreed that his guns were cool enough for that. his wife. the dead guys wife
Note to self: if you invent a gun cool enough, it's okay to shoot cops and you won't get in trouble for it.
Good to know.
jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
Is it okay to be allo and yet find this deeply relatable?
All my friends: BOOOOOOOOYS 💜💜💜💜💜❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥👀👀👀👀
Me: I mean, they’ve always existed.
Friends: You don’t want to immediately pounce on them?
Me: There are a couple I can think of who pouncing on sounds nice. But you sound enamored of all of them, and I am confused.
Friends: So you like girls?
Me: …also yes, but I’m not sure that’s the disconnect I’m having.
people on tv: *cannot pass up a single opportunity to have sex with a sexy new person*
me: ...i do not think it is all that hard not to have sex with someone
me: …i do not think
it is all that hard not to
have sex with someone
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
